Bullfight Buffet


A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he
goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the
day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge
plate, which the tourist eats with relish.
The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once
again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought
two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more
scrumptious.


The third day he does the same and the fourth, but on the
fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the
specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small
balls on a big plate. The man asks, "What gives?"


And the waiter says, "Senor, the bullfighter doesn't always
win!"

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