An African princess got on a plane with a gay flight attendant.
The flight attendant was going around telling everyone, "Buckle
up your little seatbelts so we can get this BIG ENGINE going,
buckle up."
Annoyed, the princess says, "In my land I'm a princess so I
don't have to listen to your mouth."
Then the flight attendant replied, "In My Land I'm a QUEEN. So
Buckle Up BITCH."
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