Bruce is driving over a bridge one day when he sees his girlfriend, Sheila, about to throw herself off. Bruce slams on the brakes and yells, “Sheila, what the hell do you think you’re doing?”
Sheila turns around with a tear in her eye and says, “Good-bye, Bruce. You got me pregnant and now I’m gonna kill myself.”
Bruce gets a lump in his throat when he hears this. Tears spring to his eyes. “Damn! Sheila, not only are you a great fuck, but you’re a real sport, too.” With that he drives off.
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