Sara needs to borrow her Dad's car. She goes to him and says "Dad, I need to go to a party at 10, can I borrow the car?" He says yes, but you have to suck my dick. Sara obliges, but as she's doing her thing she stops, makes a disgusting face, and says "Ewwww Dad, why does your dick taste like shit?" The Dad says "Oh yea, your brother needs the car at 11"
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