A woman is walking past a brothel, when she notices a sign which reads Celebrity Sex. Tom Cruise for $1000 per night, Brad Pitt for $2000 per night, Santa Claus for $3000 per night, so she goes in to inquire about the price list.
"Why is Santa Claus so expensive?"
"Well, he only comes once a year, but he'll fill your fucking stockings."
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