A groom is standing at the altar watching his beautiful bride walking up the aisle. The best man looks at him and sees him smiling like crazy.
"I know it's your wedding, but what are you smiling like that for?"
"Last night she gave me the best blowjob of my life."
When the bride reaches tha altar the maid of honor notices her smiling like crazy.
"I know it's your wedding but why are you smiling like that?"
"Because last night I gave the last blowjob of my life."
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