So we're flying home, and about an hour out from our destination the pilot comes on the intercom and gives us the usual - the temperature at our airport, how we're twenty minutes ahead of schedule, if you look at the window you can see this feature of the landscape, etc. Then he adds,
"... and folks, the flight looks pretty smooth from here on out, except for a little patch of turbulence just ahead but we should be... HOLY SHIT! - "
At that moment the plane suddenly dived from an air pocket. Then the turbulence was *really* bad for a while. The pilot never turned his microphone off and you could hear the whole thing over the intercom:
"JESUS HOLY - hold on hold on hold - OH CRAP! Pulling up PULL UP GODDAM IT!!..."
Needless to say, it was all quite exciting and went on like this for a good while. But eventually they got it under control, the plane leveled and we passed out of the turbulence. We could still hear the pilot though:
"Phew - that was something! I could really use a beer and a blow job right now!"
Right away the stewardess *runs* forward, heading into the cockpit. At that point a passenger yells out:
"Don't forget the beer!"
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