Brian is arrested and charged with having such bad luck and is sent to jail.
Brian gets to the jail and is given his orange overalls. He is escorted to his cell where he meets his new cellmate.
The cellmate was a big, burly, hairy behemoth of a man.
The big man says with a deep, heavy voice, "Hello there, what's your name?"
Brian feels a sense of confidence as the large man appears quite friendly. "...Brian" he chirps out.
"Well hello there Brian" the man says. "Now tell me...do you want to be the Mummy, or the Daddy?"
Brian thinks quickly and soon replies, "I'll...I'll be the Daddy".
"Righto then Brian!" says the man enthusiastically, "Come over here and suck Mummy's cock!!"
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