Retired Marine

A retired US Marine was looking for a new job. He finally found one that
appealed to his interests. At the interview, he was asked,
"Do you have any military experience?"


The Marine replied, "Why, yes! I've been in the Marines for a couple of
years."


"I see," said the interviewer, "any disabilities?"


The Marine looked at him and replied shakily. "Well... In the Vietnam War I
had a grenade go off between my legs, blowing off my testicles."


The interviewer, quite shocked, said "All right, you're hired. Please report
to work on Monday at 10:00am."


"Wait wait!" shouted the Marine, "When do the others start? I don't want any
special treatment just because of my disability."


The interviewer replied, "Well... I'll tell you the truth. Everyone normally
comes at 7:00 in the morning, but nothing gets done until 10. All we do is sit
around, scratching our nuts trying to figure out what to do."