A boy was sitting in his room procrastibating to some songs. His dad came up, saw him doing that and said, "Stop that and do your homework." When the dad left, the son started up again. This time, the dad was really upset. He went into his sons room, and, seeing his son disobeyed him for the second time, he yelled, "I want you to stop that and do your homework!"
Well this time, the son decided to smoke some kush while he was procrastibating. And when the dad ran into his room and saw what his son was doing, he yelled, "Stop beating around the kush and do your homework."
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