A guy and his girlfriend are fooling around in bed.
"I wanna try something," he says. "Wake me up with a blowjob."
She gives him the sultriest look of all time. "Oh, you got it, dirty thing."
They both fall asleep.
The next morning, the guy wakes up to some loud and erotic sounds... he opens his eyes and sees his girlfriend swallowing the next door neighbor's dick.
She stops for two seconds to say "GOOD MORNING!"
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