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How many cops?

If two cops can kill one man who has no gun, then how many cops does it take...

Bob, a handsome...

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM He sat down...

So this older...

After having looked around for good a while, she goes up to the produce guy...

Always attend...

Or they might pay you back by not attending yours.

If Only Men Would...

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down...

Smart Boy

In a Store a man asked for 1/2 packet of butter. The salesperson, a young...

What do you call...

Homeless

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On the first day of school, a first grade teacher explains to her class that...

Dicks and Stuff

There once was a guy from Alcatraz his balls were made out off brass...

What does Santa...

They both steal cookies ;)