Boy gets engaged down south

Down South, a young man falls in love, and he rushes home to tell his Pappy about his new sweetheart.

Pappy sadly shakes his head back and forth and says, "Son, I hate to tell ya, but in mah youth, I sowed mah wild oats, and that girl is yer half-sister."

Brokenhearted, the young man calls off the engagement. Months later, he eventually finds himself another belle, and he rushes home to tell his Pappy.

Again, Pappy breaks the bad news. "Sorry son, but in mah youth, I sowed mah wild oats, and she too is yer half-sister."

Devastated, the young man walks away with tears in his eyes. His Momma sees him and asks what's wrong. The young man explains, "Every girl I take a fancy to, Pappy says he sowed his wild oats, and they're all mah half-sisters!"

Momma says, "You hush up and pay that fool no mind - Pappy ain't no kin o' yours."