They're both drinking heavily and having a great time when Boudreaux throws up all over himself.
"Oh man, my wife is gonna kill me when I get home and she sees this" cried Boudreaux.
Thibodeaux says "Don't worry" and he hands Boudreaux a twenty dollar bill. "When you get home, just tell your wife that some guy threw up on you, show her this twenty and tell her that he gave it to you to have your shirt cleaned. No problem!"
Boudreaux agreed and the night went on.
Around 4am Boudreaux finally stumbled home to find his wife pissed off waiting for him at the door. "Boudreaux, you stink, what happened to you?"
"Well...this guy threw up on me and gave me this $20 to pay for cleaning my shirt." He handed her the money.
"Mais Boudreaux, there's two twenties here!"
"Yeah, he shit in my pants, too."
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