A ventriloquist walks into a bar with a rooster on a leash...

He unzips his pants and his takes out his penis. His penis asks the bar man for a drink. The man next to the ventriloquist at the bar sees and says "That's incredible! You can make your cock talk!" The rooster then says "you should see what I can do with my penis"

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