Boudreaux and Thibidoux

The visitors should be read with a Cajun accent, while the professor should have a southern drawl.

Boudreaux and Thibidoux head to A&M for an away game. They get there to take in College Station. They want to see Kyle Field before it gets packed, head over to the Memorial Center and see what their union is like, and check out a new campus. They get on campus and are a little lost. A professor in a lab coat sees the guys obviously confused and in LSU camo attire. He asks if he can help. Boudreaux says "oh, cher, bless yu. We just got on dis campus and be a little loss, think yu can be kind enough to show us the bess way to da stadium?"

The professor says "Oh, I'll do y'all better than that. I'll show y'all around these parts." He takes then around campus, giving them a little history, and the names and purpose of each building, and is genuinely nice. They keep walking around a giant wall be doesn't ever mention. It's enormous but he says nothing.

Finally Thibidoux can't handle it. He asks what's with the wall. The professor dismisses him and they keep walking. He asks again "Mon, what's wit dat giant wall?" The professor looks around and asks "Can y'all keep a secret?"

Boudreaux and Thibidoux nod. The professor whispers "Well, we're building a spaceship?" He's so excited you can tell he is working on it and just had to tell someone. "We are going to the sun!"

Boudreaux gives him a skeptical look. "Aren't you gonna be juss a lille on da hot side?

The Aggie looks dead at him and says "No, you coonasses, we're going at night"