So he goes to buy a nail from a nearby hardware shop as he went home, the nail fell into the sewers. Feeling depressed, he went to a nearby church and he prayed. "I wish i had a nail to bring back to my father so I won't get scolded" Jesus heard this so he gave a nail to the boy. "Thanks Jesus" he replied. "You're welcome my son" Jesus replied. So the boy went back but suddenly he looses his grip again and the nail fell to the sewers. He went back to the church and prayed for another nail. Again Jesus gave him a nail. "This time don't lose it" said Jesus. "Thanks Jesus, I won't lose it this time". Again he went home but his clumsiness got the better of him again. Loosing his grip, the nail fell to the sewers. He went back to the church sobbing he asked Jesus for a nail once more. Jesus heard the boy and replied "Sorry son, If I give you one more nail I'll fall from this cross".
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