Bottled water [all]

I was drinking some water from a bottle that comes in a case of various even numbers and as i was driking the water i looked to see that there was a piece of text on the wrap that goes around the bottle saying and i quote "with minerals added for flavor" and I was like the hell is this, i dont taste shit, it is fucking tasteless waters. I was thinking of writing a letter to the company telling them they needed to add more because I can't taste shit and then taste it themselves before giving it to the public and feeding us lies in a bottle. IT'S TIME WE AS A NATION TOOK A STAND AGAINST THIS, WE NEED TO SHOW THEM THAT WE WONT TAKE THIS FROM ANYONE, NO MATTER HOW STUPID WE ARE, SO CMON AMERICA HELP ME STOP THIS INJUSTICE AND MAKE A BETTER FUTURE FOR OUR CHILDREN AND THE BOTTLED WATER THEY WILL TAKE IN FROM BOTTLES, LET US MAKE THE WATER TASTEFUL FOR THEM, BUT WE CAN ONLY DO THIS TOGETHER. #TASTEFULFUTUREFORAMERCA. SO HELP ME BECOME PRESIDENT AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU'RE NEVER HURT BY THESE LIES AGAIN. #2016 #VOTEFORMEANDNOTHILLARYORTRUMP

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