One day Boromir was at a cafe meeting up with his old friend Sandra when he noticed a bruise on her face.
"Oh my God Sandra," he says. "How did you get *another* bruise on your face?"
Sandra looked scared. "I...I ran into a door."
"A door, Sandra?"
"I...I'm clumsy."
"Jesus Christ, Sandra." Says boromir, angry. "One does not simply walk into more doors.'
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