Three men are marooned on island in the middle of the sea. They soon realize that the island is the home of the Wanooka tribe, known for being ruthless and murderous. They are captured and brought to the main village. The Wanooka chief goes of to the first man and asks him a question. "Death or Boonta?" The confused man didn't want to die, so he chose Boonta. Just then, three very small men popped out of a trap door in the ground. They started beating him mercilessly. They broke his legs and peeled off his skin, leaving extremely close to death. The chief goes to the second man and says the same thing, "Death or Boonta?" He also didn't want to die, so he chose Boonta. The same thing happened to him. They stopped beating him just before death. The pain was unbearable. "Please kill me!" he shouted. The Wanooka refused. The chief goes to the third guy and says once again, "Death or Boonta?" Realizing how horrible Boonta was, he chose death. The chief stood in silence for several seconds before exclaiming, "Death... By Boonta!"
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