Boob Joke

A guy has been admiring his co-worker's massive bust for some time and it becomes more that he can take. He asks if he can suck on her tits for $100. She refuses. He raises the offer to $500 and again she refuses. His final bid is $1000 and she finally agrees. After about 15 minutes of him kissing all over her breasts, motor-boating them and squeezing them she starts to get a little worked up. "Aren't you going to suck on them?" she asks. "Nah, too expensive" he replies.

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