Bob's Nails.

Bob made metal nails for all need and uses. For woodworking or construction, his nails where the best and he wanted to make a TV commercial to promote them.

So he went to a studio to get his commercial made. There he gave an idea of how he wanted his commercial "I want it to be epic and persuasive, everyone should buy my nails", he was said to not worry and come back in a week, and the commercial would be made. He came back a week later and he watched his commercial preview.

The scene was grim and dark, unsettling holy music was filling the air and Bob could see a ghastly figure moaning and suffering in the distance. The camera slowly got closer to the mysterious figure. It was Jesus at the cross, having his final moments and making pain noises. Then, the commercial tag came in "Bob's Nails. Never fails."

Bob was visibly angry. "This is outrageous! Preposterous! You will get me in so much trouble if this runs on the TV". The commercial editor and director had no idea what was wrong with it, but fearing his client would refuse to pay, he asked for a second chance. Bob had to think for a moment, but thinking that it possibly couldn't be worse, agreed. He was there a week later and a new commercial was waiting for him.

The scene this time was a vibrant read and you could see a small field, tension was rising and the music was sharp and nerve wrecking. Suddenly, a man in poor shape came running through the field, wearing teared clothes and had scratches and cuts dripping blood all over his body. Not that far behind him, a huge army of roman soldiers were rushing hot on his trail. We see the man and the soldiers passing the camera and two soldiers are left behind, gasping for breath.

One looks at the other and slaps his arm.

"I told you we should have used Bob's Nails."