He joyfully exclaims to the bartender "Tonight I'm celebrating the first successful test of my time machine! Give me a virgin Shirley Temple!"
The bartender looks confused and says "but mister Saget, a Shirley Temple is always a virgin."
Bob Saget winks and says, "Not anymore."
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