a very nervous bob asks the instructor what happens if the parachute fails to come out..
"well son, were jumpin from 14,000ft..
at 4,000ft you pull on this here cord.. if that doesnt work keep calm and at 3,000ft pull on your emergency cord right here"
ok says bob.. but what happens if that fails too!
"the only thing left to do is to glide down to 1,000ft and shout ALLAH HELP"
after a few minutes bob jumps out of the plane and enjoys the free fall down to 4,000ft where he pulls his parachute, which of course fails.. calmly he takes the instructors advice and glides to 3,000ft before pulling his emergency chute which long and behold fails. a frantic bob falls to 1,000ft before bellowing out at top voice..
"ALLAH HELP"
right then a big black hand comes out of nowhere, catches bob and gently places him on the ground..
bob weeps with relief and says thank god for that! when a big black foot appears and stamps on him!
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