"Dunga takes Baggio from behind...they know each othert since the time in
Fiorentina." Bo Hansson WC-final 1994
"It took in the stomach...very far down in the stomach...it hurts very
much when the ball hits that far down in the stomach." Bo Hansson about a
tennisplayer who has understood the meaning of 'New Balls please'
"It doesn't matter how the game ends as long as the standings doesn't
change." Bo Hansson
"Zubizareta gets the ball over the post!" Bo Hansson
"The runner is running incredible fast...and he falls!!!!!!Oh, excuse me,
it was a longjumper." Bo Hansson, 400 hurdle final, EC 1982
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