Bloody Mary: black edition.

All you need is:

* kool-aid powder, preferably grape flavor.
* sugar, a **fuckton** of sugar.
* bar of soap, any kind would do.
* a bottle of Mayonnaise to ward off the black spirit.

now follow these simple steps:

1) turn off all the lights in your toilet.

2) sprinkle some Kool-aid in your aink and fill it all up with water along with all the sugar you got.

3) wash your arms in the kool-aid sugar mixture.

4) grab the bar of soap in your hand.

5) look in the mirror and say "Watermélòn, Watermélòn, Watermélòn."

If all the steps are done right, the light with flicker and a Shaq-like figure will pop up behind you on the mirror.

Use Mayonnaise against him if you're cornered, and fpr the love of god, and aall that is holy... ***DON'T DROP THE SOAP***.

I cannot stress that point enough, dropping the soap will result in immediate surprise buttsex... followed by death.