Bloody cacti

Two freinds, Bill and Steve, planned a trekking adventure in the sonoran desert, they had
it all planned out, they had all the supplies, and emergency beacon if they needed it.

"Before we go", says Bill, "you need to know to stay away from the cacti, i hate those
bastards", Steve agreed and they began their trek. Part way in they had a break for food
and water. They could see some cacti where they stopped, and Bill mumbles
"Bloody bastard cacti, good for nothing", Steve just nodded and laughed and they continued on.

Later on they come to a large crevasse, at the bottom of which were large amounts of
cacti, Bill turns to Steve and says, "be careful, don't walk too close to the ed-",
and was interrupted by the rock collapsing beneath him and fell straight in to the pit of
cacti.

Steve carefully made his way down to help Bill, he found him completely covered in them
, bill says, "Steve, These cacti...", "i know, i know, Bill, they're bloody bastards".
"Well, i used to hate them, but now they're kind of growing on me".