Three blondes were walking on a beach when they cane to a genie lamp. One blonde rubbed it three times and a genie popped out. "Since there are three of you I will allow you one wish each."" The first blonde said: ""I want to be 10 times smarter"" and poof her hair turned darker and she ran off to university. The second blonde said: ""I want to be 100 times smarter"" so poof she became a brunette and she ran off to find a cure for cancer. The third blonde said: ""I want to be 1000 times DUMBER"" the genie replied: ""Are You sure?"" a nod ""we..ll its against my best judgement but"" ... poof she became a man
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