Guy stands in elevator, door opens and a blonde lady gets on."T.G.I.F." she says to the man."S.H.I.T." he says right back."Look, I am not tying to be ugly, I just wanted to say 'Thank God its Friday' she says. He looks at her and says" I am not trying to be rude either but ' Sorry, hon, it's Thursday!"
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