Blonde Quickies


How do you get a blond out of a tree? Wave


How do you drown a blond? Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the toliet and tell her to sniff.


What is the diference between a blond and a mosquito? A mosquito knows when to stop sucking.


When can you tell witch cars a blond's car? The stick shift is wet.

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