Block that kick!

So a gay guy walks into a bar and asks for something fruity and the bartender says
"We only have beer or whiskey"
so the gay man says "okay ill have a beer"
A minute later another man walks up to the gay guy and says
"we don't like your kind here"
and the gay man says
"What do you mean you don't like my kind here?"
the other man says
"We don't like faggots here you need to leave"
so the gay man says
"Okay ill leave if you can beat me in a game of football"
The other man says
"Okay ill play you in a game of football"
and the gay man says
"But its my kind of football"
and the other man agrees
"So what are the rules?"
"The rules are you have to chug a beer, pull down your pants and fart, the fart counts as an extra point"
So the man agrees. First up, the gay man chugs the beer pulls down his pants and farts
"Woohoo 8 points for me!"
Its the other man's turn. He chugs the beer, pulls down his pants and the gay man comes up behind him and says
"Block that kick! Block that kick!"

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