...says, "I'll have a pint of your best bitter please barkeep, and your finest scotch for a chaser." The barman pours him his drinks, places them on the bar in front of him, and walks away. "Just a moment my good man!" exclaims the proton, "You haven't charged me for my drinks! What do I owe you?"
"For you sir," replied the barman, "no charge."
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