A father walks into the bathroom and catches his son masturbating.
�Dammit, son!� he yells. �How many times have I told you not to do that? If you don�t stop, you�re going to go blind!�
The son replies, �I�m over here, Dad.�
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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