Black turned White

Two black guys are walking down the street and saw a sign that says turn white for $75.

BlackGuy1: Do you think it will work?

BlackGuy2: Only one way to find out.

BlackGuy1: I only have $50.

BlackGuy2: Well, I have $100, I'll go do it then give you my change.

BlackGuy1: Let's do it then!

(BlackGuy2 goes in and fifteen minutes later comes out white as a ghost, wearing a brand new suit and carrying briefcase.)

BlackGuy1: Holy shit it actually worked! Let me get that $25.

BlackGuy2: Fuck you, nigger. Get a job.

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