Two friends are walking through the jungle and one gets bit on the butt by a rattlesnake. He looks at his friend and says "Run back to the village and get the doctor! I got bit on the butt by a rattlesnake!" The friend runs back to the village and finds the local doctor. He tells the doctor "You must come quick! My friend has been bit in the butt by a rattlesnake!" The doctor replies "I am to old and to weak to travel into the jungle and help your friend. However, you can save him yourself." The doctor hands the friend a straw made of bamboo. "Take this. You must use this to suck the poison out of your friend's butt. Bring him back here after and I can help him." The man takes the straw and runs back out to where his friend is. The man who has been bit sees him coming. When he gets there, he asks "Did you get the doctor? Is he coming?" The friend looks at the straw, looks back down at his friend and says "You are going to die."
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