Three guys go on safari in Africa; an Englishman, a Welshman and an Irishman.
They say after an hour of hunting they will meet back up and see who got the most kills. So an hour later they all meet back up to tally their scores. The Englishman goes first and says
"I got 12 gazelles".
The Welshman retorted:
"Oh yeah? That's nothing I got 12 gazelles and 5 Zebras"
The Irishman has a big smile on his face and says:
"That's nothing. I got a 114 No-No's"
The Englishman and Welshman exchange glances before asking
"What's a No-No?!"
The Irishman enlightens them:
"I don't really know, but they're as black as anything and every time you point a gun at them they put their hands up and say No No".
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