A man walks into a bar. There's a tiny man playing a tiny piano Barton. "What's with the..."
"Fuckin genie's a goddamn idiot. I rubbed his lamp and well...I got this...anyway I chucked him and his stupid lamp out in the trash."
Intrigued, the man left the bar and went to the garbage. There he found the lamp and he rubbed it. Out came a genie.
"You have one wish."
"I want a million bucks."
"Granted." The genie snapped his fingers. The sky darkened. Loud quacks came from above. The man looked up at a million ducks flying above. He ran inside the bar.
"I think that genie may be hard of hearing..." He tells the bartender.
"You're telling me? What the hell am I supposed to do with a twelve inch pianist?"
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