A little girl the age of three years old walks into the bath room and see her daddy naked in the bath, she looks at her dads penis and says "Daddy whats that" her dad was quite imbarrased by this and said " oh its my dolly" the little girl said oh so can i play with ur dolly" and her daddy said "yes of course".
The next day she went down stairs and said "daddy can i play with ur dolly again" her daddy replied " Yes ok dolly would like that but we will have to play in ur bedroom today".
Next morning her mum went into the little girls bedroom and said "oh my whats all this blood in ur bed" the little girl replied " Daddys dolly spat at me so I bit its head off"
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