President Clinton's Depositionby Dr. SeussStarr-I-Are.I'm here to ask,As you'll soon see...Did you gropeMiss Lewinsky?Did you grope herIn your house?Did you gropeBeneath her blouse?I did not do thatHere or there...I did not do thatAnywhere!I did not do thatNear or far...I did not do thatStarr-you-are!Did you smile?Did you flirt?Did you peekBeneath her skirt?And did you tellThe girl to lieWhen called uponTo testify?I do not like youStarr-you-are...I think that youHave gone too far!I will not answerAny more...Perhaps I will goStart a war!The public's easyTo distractWhen bombs areFalling on Iraq!
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