Billy-Joe and Betty-Sue

Billy-joe and betty-sue get married, and billy-joe whisks her away to his
daddy's hunting cabin in the woods, for a romantic 'nature honeymoon'...
he carries her across the threshold, and they get into bed, when betty-sue
whispers in his ear "billy-joe, be gentle, i aim never been with a man before."


"what???" shouts billy-joe, and his little bride softly shakes her head...
billy-joe jumps out of bed, grabs his clothes, and races out the door, into
his truck.... down the mountain.... straight to his parents house... rushes
inside screaming "hey daddy!, paw! get-up!" .....
his father rushes downstairs and gasps... "billy-joe, what�re you doing here?"


billy-joe, still breathing hard from his mad flight, gasps "well, betty-sue an
i was in the' cabin, and she toll' me she isn�t never been with a man' afore....
sob�s i rushed outtalk there, an' lit back here... quick as i could!"
his father grasps billy-joe's shoulder in reassurance, and says "son, yaw done
the right thing.... tiffin she isn�t good'nuff far her family, she shore as s***
isn�t good'nuff far ours!!"