Bill went meet his friend to get high before heading to a party together. As he walked into the house, he said "Where's the party at?".
His friend replied, "Where is the party, Bill. Please don't end a sentence with a preposition." and slapped him on the back in greeting, a little too hard.
Bill's glass eye popped out and disappeared on the cluttered floor.
Bill sputtered: Where is my eye at? Screw it, gimme some extasy.
His friend looked peeved: Bill, please,"where is my eye?" and "*give* me some extasy". You could also say "please"! Let's find your eye first.
Bill wasn't having it: No man, the extasy needs some time to be gettin' me feeling good! Then we can look while it be workin' on us!
His friend grew a little more upset: Bill, you are starting to piss me off! "Needs some time to get" The "be" is extraneous! And those aren't acceptable contractions!! Let's just keep looking.
Bill changed his tone: "C'mon man, just one little pill, huh?"
Now his friend was really getting worked up: For the love of god you are driving me nuts! C'mon is not a compound word!! Fine, let's just do a bump, then some extasy, and we can find your damn eye!
Bill was puzzled: Thanks bro, but why we gotta do coke first?
That was the last straw for Bill's friend: Motherfucker! Everyone knows, I before E except after C!!
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