and he is really nervous about it. At his first jump, his instructor (Ed) is trying to calm him down.
"It's really simple Bill. You jump out, count to ten, and pull the cord."
Bill, sweating bullets responds "what if that doesn't open?"
Ed smiles and says "that is why you have a reserve chute. Just pull it's cord."
That seemed to work, so Bill stands and goes to the door of the plane. Right before he jumps, he freezes and turns his head, and says "but what if the reserve doesn't open!?!"
Ed sighs, and says "haven't had a complaint yet!" And pushes him out the door.
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