The bill immediately steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to tom, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see a thing." Tom says to the bill, "That's typical of you bill . I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Tom swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Bill swallows that one and asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "So what did you do with the pastries?"
Tom replies, "Look in Bills back pocket....."
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