Paddy and Mick talking in the pub, Mick says 'you are a cunt, you've always been a cunt and you always will be a cunt, everything about you makes you a cunt, an utter cunt and complete cunt. In fact if you entered a cunt competition you'd come 2nd'
Paddy says 'why wouldn't I come first?'
Mick replies '...because you're a cunt...'
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