Bigger isn't always better!

Three friends on a boat cruise find themselves stranded on an isolated tropical island.
They fight their way through the dense jungle until they are captured by a tribe of shrunken phallus worshiping Amazon Warmaidens.

The Amazons take the three friends to their Queen, who tells them they must forage in the jungle to seek a worthy offering for the Wang God, by noon the next day.

She informs them that they will not only be free to go after the ensuing ritual of tribute, but they will also take the three of them back to civilisation on the tribes own canoe.
The Three friends set off into the jungle early the next day.

It's a long hot day by near noon, so they struggle almost dehydrated back to the village, where they are to present their offerings... The first two friends arrive a little early, and the ritual begins...

Four amazons hold down friend number one, and check his canvas bag for the offering...
He's brought a bunch of grapes.

The Queen shakes her head and the amazons proceed to insert the grapes one by one into the first friends butt. Although a little awkward he is grateful in retrospect that he brought grapes.

They move over the second friend, who has brought a cucumber...
The Queen shakes her head, and the amazons proceed to inch the average sized cucumber into his butt..
To everyones surprise, he is laughing himself almost to death
"What's wrong with you man??? Why are you laughing at the fact you're being cucumbered?"
He replies...

"I'm thinking of our other friend, He's bringing a watermelon"...