A women with no arms and legs was sitting on a beach alone. Feeling lonely and never having the love of a man before she thought she would be brave and ask the next man that walks by to make love to her. The first man walks by and the women asks "Please MR would you screw me?” The man looks at her and declines then goes on his way. A second man walks past more desperate this time she asks "PLEASE MR can you do me?!” The man pays no attention and keeps walking. Some time passes and finally one more man walks by her. "PLEASE MR! WOULD YOU FUCK ME?!?! I want to feel like it like to be fucked!!!" The man looks down at the women and to her joy picks her up... He carries the women down the beach to the water and tosses her in and claims: "now you’re fucked"
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