A guy comes home from work and finds his girlfriend is packing.
"Where are you going?", he asks.
"I'm leaving you.", replies the girl.
"But why?" he asks astonished.
"Because your pedophile! That's why!" she screams.
He stares for a moment and then says,
"Wow, that's a big word for a 12 year old!".
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