Three Egyptian brothers raided a tomb...

and found treasure within beyond their wildest dreams. They loaded their camels to the point where they could hardly walk and then filled their own pockets to the brim. As they exited the tomb and cleared the last of the treasure, they uncovered some hieroglyphics scrawled menacingly by the side of the entrance. It read: "Cursed shall be all who disturb this sanctum". Choosing riches over some bullshit warning, they scoffed at the message and left with their treasure.

The first brother immediately bought his way into the higher echelons of political power and had more authority and power than he could ever dream of. However, after a fortnight, his dessicated remains were found in his chambers, with no explanation of what happened.

The second brother took the treasure and traveled the world. A month after the first brother died, the second brother's dessicated remains were found in a brothel thousands of miles away.

The third brother, wary that the curse was indeed real, used his money to create a massive fortress with the strongest walls the engineers could build and the most security money could buy. Late one night in his chambers, he heard wailing and screaming coming from the entrance to his compound. Peering through the small slit in the window to his bedroom, he saw the guards fleeing and a massive black shape hovering slowly through the air. As it reached the door, it smashed through the front entrance without slowing down at all, still hovering. As the third brother scrambled towards the rear of his chambers towards the bathroom, he saw that the floating object was a sarcophagus; the same one from the tomb they robbed. He cried and screamed out helplessly as the coffin soared in the air towards him, his back now in the very rear of his bathroom. Frantically, he reached around for anything to throw at the object and he grabbed everything from his comb to the wastebasket to ripping the mirror off the wall, but the object still sped towards him. Finally, he grabbed a cough drop from the edge of his sink and threw it at the coffin and the coffin stopped.

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