Big Orange Head (sort of long)

A man walks into a bar, he walks to the counter and takes a seat. He looks over while he is waiting to order and notices a man with a HUGE bright orange head, somewhere around the size of a watermelon. He is extremely curious but assumes the man is nervous about it. The bartender takes his drink and the man asks quietly,
"What is up with the guy with the big orange head?"
"Oh man, it's a great story, he loves to tell it, go ask him!" the bartender replies.
So he walks over the the man and politely asks "I couldn't help but notice and was extremely curious about your big orange head"
The man with the big orange head says "It's a great story, I will tell you"
"So I was walking down the beach and I found a magic lamp, I know I know, cliche', but it happened. Just like the story says a gene came out after I rubbed it and offered me three wishes."
He smiles in remembrance.
"First, naturally, I wished to be extremely wealthy, almost instantly my phone sends me a message from my bank showing a deposit of over a hundred million".
"Next I wish to have a supermodel wife that loved me, and seconds later a gorgeous woman walks along the beach and we fall in love"
The man with the big orange head smiles, obviously happy even though he looked extremely awkward.
The man with the big orange head says "and lastly"

"I wished for a big orange head"

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