There once was a great Native Village Chief, named Akimbe, living in the peacefulness America had to offer. One day, he fell victim to an awful stomach ache, so he decided to consult the village Medicine Man.
"Big Chief no fart!" Said the Chief.
"Take this herbal remedy" said the Medicine Man. "It will clear you of your problems".
The next day, the Chief returned to the Medicine Man, frustrated saying: "Big Chief no fart!"
The Medicine Man doubled the dosage and sent the Chief on his way.
The next day, the Chief returns to the medicine man, furious. "BIG CHIEF NO FART!"
Afraid, the Medicine man gives the Chief the most potent remedy he has, hoping to clear him for good.
The next day, the Chief's wife pays a visit to the Medicine Man:
"Big fart, no Chief!"
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